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To the next attraction: <span class="mu-s">The Airplane Furball!</span> You wonder what kind of interesting lore this ride has. If anything, you’d be quite surprised if it had any, adding to that, why do park attractions have lore? What’s up with this place? You find it cool even if it’s irrelevant. Maybe that’s what the park designers want from the attendees, those slick bastards…
The Airplane Furball is a spinning ride that goes faster as it goes. There are two rows of 8 cars with 2 seats in each of them, that spin in a circle at high speed. It’s cat themed, and there’s a cobra too, it’s weird and you don’t like it. It’s depicted very cutely, but there’s something about the shifty eyes of the main cat that you can’t trust. It's like a shifty vendor in a backalley kind of vibes, and you don’t jell with that.
You grab the two fast pass tickets for the ride and wait in front of the wooden sign with the attraction’s lore. Since you have nothing better to do, you force Vera to read a story written to increment the hype. Vera had no idea that you were reading them, she thought that standing with a blank expression was just something you do. You wonder how stupid she is. Anyway, she asked you about the lore of the first one. As an experienced storyteller, you succinctly recall the story's important plot beats and lay a foundation for your date to understand the intricacies of the last ride’s design. A worse narrator would’ve taken too much time, but not you! Now she’s forced to read the story of this stupid attraction. Can’t be dumber than the Duck and the Shrimp.
In short, the lore of the Airplane Furball reads as follows: A century ago, during another process of reconstruction, the sky turned red, and through the clouds a giant snake came down to destroy the land. But before the serpent could touch the ground, a sole airplane doing rounds was on its way. The pilot couldn’t control her machinery due to the monster’s oppressive presence. But thanks to the blessings of the beast’s sworn enemies, the machine worked again, and she could fight back! This ride celebrates the legendary air squadron that defended the world that day and the feline goddesses that aided them.
