Impending head trauma is one hell of a motivator–watching the candy rush towards your face, you remember a move your Master taught you for just such an occasion!
<span class="mu-s">THE BEAR BUSTER!</span>
Reaching out for the mountain of candy, your hands find purchase on two big clumps of fuzzy-looking licorice! Harnessing the power of your <span class="mu-s">AMAZING ABS,</span> you use your momentum to reverse the attack… and send <span class="mu-i">RIVKA’S</span> head towards the floor!
As her blue-haired head smashes into a particularly-beefy section of rock candy, you let go just in time to have the force of her impact lift you into the air once again, but this time <span class="mu-i">your</span> legs are locked around her hips!
Bringing her in an arc back towards the ground, you repeat the attack again! And <span class="mu-i">AGAIN! AND</span> <span class="mu-s">AGAIN!</span> Like a violent caterpillar you inch across the candy island, each slam coating the scientist’s hair with more and more candy!
Feeling the burn in your abs, you allow yourself a cheeky smirk as Rivka’s smug expression quickly gives way to dizziness! What’s wrong, you taunt, you played hockey, yea? A little head trauma’s nothing new, right!?
The scientist responds by grabbing your side with her <span class="mu-s">SPARKING HAND</span> and giving it a jolt! It hurts, sure, but you’re ready for her–flinging her aside with your legs, you quickly shake off the muscle pain as a feeling you’re <span class="mu-i">MUCH</span> more accustomed to starts to make its way through your body…
<span class="mu-s">ANGER!</span>
Skidding to a soapy halt on the edge of the island, Rivka coughs up a few candy canes as she looks up at you with dazed disdain in her cracked goggles!
“<span class="mu-i">Wha…</span>” She stammers as she stumbles onto shaky legs, “<span class="mu-i">What ARE you…?</span>”
Her worst <span class="mu-i">nightmare</span>, you snarl as you crack your knuckles menacingly, an <span class="mu-s">IRISH-ITALIAN…</span> but even worse: an <span class="mu-r">AM</span>ERI<span class="mu-b">CAN!</span>
“<span class="mu-s">YEEEEESS! YEEEES, SANDCRAB!</span>” Cheers Pepper as she takes out a swarm of flying toasters with a <span class="mu-s">GRENADE,</span> “<span class="mu-s">FINISH HER!</span>” Right, the <span class="mu-s">PORTAL GOO</span> is still uh… <span class="mu-i">evaporating?</span> Cool?
Well if she <span class="mu-i">insists…</span> though the mad doctor still looks like she’s got some fight left in her…
What do??
<span class="mu-s">ITEMS:</span>
https://pastebin.com/RuZL1Xgh>COMBINED FIRE WITH CHUCK AND PEPPER!>MELEE! YOU’VE GOT HER NOW!>DISABLE HER LEGS!>CHUCK HER INTO THE PORTAL GOO!>USE AN ITEM (WHAT?)>WRITE-IN!