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Not keen on taking your chances with a disguise (or getting filled full of holes when it fails), you opt to take the same approach you utilize when you eat at a buffet–mixing, matching, and going back for seconds!
“And <span class="mu-i">thirds</span>.” Ly mutters as you slide the <span class="mu-g">SECURITY VEST</span> over your coveralls and take the <span class="mu-g">N4 RIFLE</span> from the guard’s locker. It depends, okay?! You <span class="mu-i">LOVE</span> mashed potatoes, is that a crime!?
Topping things off by sliding on a fresh pair of <span class="mu-g">RUBBER BOOTS,</span> you load a fresh magazine into your new gun as Lil’ Stanley warily sniffs at the <span class="mu-g">AIRLOCK DOORS</span> at the end of a small tunnel on the other side of the room. Guess that’s your destination, huh?
Sidling up next to the doors, you shoot your pet a concerned glance–she smell anything? The raccoon responds with a rough pantomime of someone holding a big gun before sticking three claws into the air. <span class="mu-i">Great.</span> Any chance of another vent?
The critter shrugs. Well if <span class="mu-i">she</span> doesn’t see anything… giving yourself until the count of three, you do the countdown in your head before rushing the do-<span class="mu-s">OW, FUCK!</span>
“Yea, might wanna try <span class="mu-i">openin’</span> it first, kid.” Ly suggests as you slowly recover from faceplanting directly into the door! Actually, you frown, you might have a plan here… when it’s clear that the guards opposite the airlock aren’t coming to investigate, you decide to…
>OPEN THE DOOR AND RUSH ‘EM! MAYBE THERE’S A FIRE EXTINGUISHER YOU CAN SHOOT TO BLIND ‘EM!
>MAKE SOME NOISE, LET ‘EM COME TO YOU, THEN OPEN THE DOOR AND BLAST ‘EM!
>SET A TRAP IN HERE AND BAIT THEM OVER! MAYBE YOU CAN SPILL SOME WATER OR SOMETHING!
>CAREFULLY OPEN THE DOOR AND HIDE WHILE LIL’ STANLEY FLANKS ‘EM!
>WRITE-IN!
