One Percenter Jacket
It is a black leather biker jacket, complete with intimidating studded metal and chains and assorted patches. You assume this is what the 1% wears? Presumably that refers to the Pareto distribution of income, or the wealthiest 1% of High Net Worth Individuals in society? Girls always fall for the bad boys. Maybe wearing this jacket will help you behave as if you belong to this "One Percent", the elite of society. You think this jacket makes you look 40% Goth
>well, those violent denigratory rap lyrics you heard from Donnie Raoul will probably help now...Ain't no pitty-pat, run up on a nigga, give me that
Where your jewelry at? Stupid lil' nigga, give me that
Where your blicky at? Pull up on him, make it brr-at
Bitch, you know that when I see you we gon' make it brr-at
I got this flicky, flicky, flicky shot, make him Milly Rock
Silly Blicky, caught a dizzy shot, made him Diddy Bop
Still be posted by the chicken spot, got my city hot
Silencer, that shit go, "Shh," but this .40 pick a shot
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>>6038303 >Rob this homeless person, Jerome The Wizard, of their clothes as they sleep>steal the Black Goth Leather Shorts (ultra tight-fitting)>steal the One Percenter Jacket>attempt to steal the clothes with stealth>You need to build up your reputation on the street (?) You should wake up the Homeless Person, Jerome The Wizard, first - then draw your Heel Knife, and intimidate him into pathetically surrendering his clothes. Word will spread of this incredibly bold and daring act, enhancing your street cred>wake up Jerome The Wizard politely, and try to convince him to give you your clothes. Maybe as a Homeless Person he does not have it all together? Maybe you could try and trick him into believing that he already agreed to give them to you, somehow? (You regretfully wonder if Heather's powers of Marketing >>6038142 could have helped...)>Something else? write-in (QM: eg you could try searching Jerome The Wizard / Homeless Person for other items, eg his sunglasses? Ask Jerome - what happened here, why aren't more Homeless People taking shelter at the Dead Mall? etc) 