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The tour of the Land of Milk was certainly quite the sight, but what I was really here for was to meet another uncontacted deity of Hainei and to see how they were. It was no hard to find Surasira in the Land of Milk. Near the ceiling, stuffed between stalactites as large as mountains, there was a great platform of rock from which waterfalls of Milk flowed down into the sea of it below. Atop this rocky platform was a plain of grass both tall and short. There, amidst the brightness, I saw a kori under which she presided, humming as she danced a slow rhythm.
I peaked over the grass and climbed up to this area, walking and standing before her. She chose to greet me first.
[SURASIRA] "Namaste." She said, stopping her dance and turning to bow towards me with both hands pressed.
I gulped nervously.
'Greetings.' I said, bowing back to her, but not in the same way.
[SURASIRA] "A sister shows her head. What is this occasion? I can already feel my excitement brewing!"
I could not see her eyes behind her pinkish hair, even as she jiggled in picking back up her rhythmic body movements the hair seemed determined to block her vision. Around her I saw her fingers giving direction to two masses of liquid. One of fluffy Milk of kindness, the other of bubbling Poison of erosion.
'I've been intrigued to meet my fellow deities for a long time. I come as a learner, venerable Surasira.' I say.
[MAJORDOMO] "Don't bring attention to it. Don't bring attention to it. Don't bring attention to it. Don't bring attention to it-"
Shut.
Up.
Now.
[MAJORDOMO] "I'm just being helpful, I don't want you getting mad at the fact she's bigger than Seannsa and thus you- OW! What was that foooorrrr? "
Psychic slaps for psychic clowns.
[SURASIRA] "Then you may make yourself at home, dear. For the Land of Milk is the welcome place of all. I designed this place to be the end of the road itself! For all seeking foray. You come in wishes to learn of me? Then listen, listen sister. I will tell you of me." She said.
Her rings dangled in circles around her wrists and her ears twitched as she smiled. She did a slow twist around, bringing an arm over her shoulder and one under her other, combining the mass of milk and poison she swished into a helix behind herself. Her dance was hypnotic...
[SURASIRA] "I, the heifer, have always labored to create happiness in men. I split from the original Mother Goddess once upon a time, but I did not cease to carry out my role in this world. Listen, sister, happiness resides in many things. Many actions that the body can do will bring a human happiness, but the most powerful of all is the happiness of the tongue. Consumption does brew the truest happiness. You'll find this to be real when you study the humans. It is something they cannot never do, something that they seek insatiably."
'...eh... E-... Eating food?'
[SURASIRA] "Mmhmhm! Mhmmm!"
