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Rolled 1, 2, 3, 4 + 5 = 15 (4d4 + 5)
Let's see them stop the infantile rage of a wittle bitty king tantwum stawmp!!
"Waaaaah!!!" You cry like a poopy baby. "It's not fair, how come fat retards like Grodus and Crump can command their minions, but my minions won't listen to me except these three idiots..."
Grubba cocks his thick neck at the tiny King.
Kammy just floats idly in place.
TJ picks his nose aggressively from the Bench.
You ponder if you'll ever capture the famed Mario Party Badge, aggravatingly named after your nemesis, but incredibly useful in that it allows a 4th party member to be active, albeit at a massive BP cost.
You bet that cunt Doctor Mario is holding on to it. You're sure you'll come across that vas deferens-snipping bastard in due time before this adventure is over. You might even use one of your infinite wishes to bring Mario back to life just to have him watch you bang Peach's brains out!
Your strange, twisted fantasies are interrupted by the ugly face of the X-Novices. You come back to and unleash your move on them!! (Halved after roll)
