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Finding yourself once again in mental freefall (a sensation not wholly unfamiliar to you), you politely ask Muutsu if you’d be able to do a little tour of the joint before deciding! Y’know, to get a better idea?
The attendant stares you down like a father with the unenviable task of convincing his young daughter that no, she can’t make a living planning weddings for alligators. “Erm… w-well unfortunately that goes against our privacy policy, sir…” She mutters as a forced giggle escapes her lips! “Oh, um… but if it’s really, truly, TERRIBLY not to your liking, we can try to issue a refund?” The poor girl nibbles on her claw… or nails… or whatever the hell Gnoks have! “B-but you’d have to invest in at <span class="mu-i">LEAST</span> a <span class="mu-b">SUPER</span> package for that…”
“Pfft, what’s there ta’ think about?” Scoffs Rezzie as she wriggles free of Volka’s abs! “If we hate it we’ll just torch the place. Customer’s always right!”
“I’m… not sure that’s what that means…” Mutters the Skog with an apologetic laugh!
“Well I’m a customer and I’m <span class="mu-i">always</span> right, so-”
Would you excuse us for a sec, you ask with one of those CHARMING smiles of yours! You just wanna confer with the ladies for a moment, if that’s alright!
“Certainly!” Smiles the hostess! “I’ll loop around in a jiff!”
Watching Muutsu depart, you shift your gaze over to the ladies in question. So uh, you begin, how do people feel about splitting?
“Sounds good to me!” Rezzie replies with a grin! “Been a while since I split someone in half–used to be able to do it with one claw–don’t ask me how-”
“W-we’re not gonna split her in <span class="mu-i">half</span>, are we!?” Exclaims Volka as she recoils from you in abject horror! “R-Rook, we’re Lamplighters-”
No, you me-
TT steals a concerned glance your way! “I’m all for skipping the bill, Ant, but that’s a little excessive…”
Oh my <span class="mu-s">GOD</span>, you groan, you mean split the BILL! The BELLS! SHARE THE PAYMENT!
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