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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d2 + 1)
The Bigg Bugg freezes one second, as if surprised. You use that second to squelch the clott of jizm into its system.
The next minute it's shivering, twitching. Moar Oww and the Fatass keep their holds on, though it's not much point: the Bugg doesn't spend any more time fighting them.
When the Humies turned Dimmy they turned gray and started grinning when it's dark. You're not sure how that translates to Bugs.
The innards you can see turn more grayish. From the outside, nothing perceptible; a slight discoloration between the seams of its pumkon underarmor, that's it.
Then it pukes.
Not from the original puke hole that it horked on Moar Oww with, which is a kind of spray-spike with a carapace lid, but from its mouth.
The pale green frothy chunky stuff is coming out of its mouth, a little bit out of the eyes and some headholes, and a little bit more out of the underholes in what YOU might call its chest.
And it's shitting. Dull yellowy brown goop, with a hint of the same smell as the face-puke.
It judders a little after puking n shiddin itself. Without you telling them, Moar Oww and the Fatass lets go of the Bugg.
"<span class="mu-g">You. Put yez left legg in. Narr put yez right legg art. Narr lift yez buttbutt up. N yez shake it allarbat.</span>"
It does everything you say, although it hesitates with Left and Right.
YOU got a new ride.
Noice.
[BOSSWAGON BEETLE]
>5/35Dur, 40/40HP
>1 dice only
>rollan, how many turns to get it out the Pouch
>CLIPPY MOUF: 2dmg+GRAPPLE, with 2 ongoing dmg next turn, OR, 8dmg. May not use if Flanked.
>SMOOSH: 6dmg against an enemy in melee range, unless GRAPPLED.
