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<span class="mu-s">[Intermission]</span>
The cult classic news set is shown on the screen. The previously hardworking news anchor is nowhere to be seen, only the trusty steed remains. He’s all alone, ready to bring the most notable events to your electronic device.
“Welcome to the news, dear viewers. I’m Philohorse, a horse that is also Philonune.” The cheerful horse manages to hold a stack of papers with his poorly drawn hands. “My colleague is absent this time due to illness (Depression). Watching happy couples exploring the realm of love together would be too much for her beary sad existence (Widow). But not to us, dear viewers, quite the opposite. We’re here to celebrate the joyous carnal connection that human beings obtain through the mating process. And I say ‘we’ as in ‘we’ the responsible adults, the following segment is rated for adults only, and viewer discretion is advised. Have sex responsibly and stay safe, everyone. But I can’t stress this enough, don’t ever forget to give them the ‘D’.”
Philohorse cuts the segment off. The entire time, Osbad can be heard trying to smash the door open to no avail…
