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“Hmmm, I don’t mind you being a little bit of a pervert.” You reassure with the best of intentions. Why would you? It’s no big deal!
“<span class="mu-i">P-Pervert…?</span>” Ruby’s cherry cheeks tint the rest of her face in the same color, not without hints of bewilderment attached. She doesn’t think of herself as lewd despite the overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary. “D-Did you just call me a <span class="mu-i">pervert</span>...?” The redhead looks down full of shame just like when you had that apron misunderstanding with Scarlet...
“A little bit of one, yeah. Just like me! I admitted as much when we played Drawtionary, didn’t I? It’s all good!” You don’t think there’s anything to be ashamed of! It’s a natural thing. Yeah, wording it out as perversion is not the best way to express it, but Ruby is a bright girl, she’ll know what you mean. “Right, Bradford Jr.?”
“Meow.” Bradford Junior agrees. He doesn’t mind helping horny people either! Little fella had no qualms about coming in clutch for you and Nina that one time!
“J-Johnny, you’re misunderstanding me…!” The former billionaire doesn’t want this label on her at all costs. “The apartment felt so empty, I thought about you and…” She can’t come up with a good explanation anymore.
“Ruby, there’s no need to explain.” You put the redhead’s mind at rest.
“B-But, Johnny —while I admire your honesty— I must ask; do you really see me that way…?” Ruby’s heart is about to be shattered into tiny little Ruby pieces and you’re the only one who can stop this!
You can try to convince her that being horny isn’t the biggest petty crime in the history of humanity (stealing cookies is), or you can reassure her your intentions weren’t going that way, but to make her feel comfortable with herself. Whatever you do, remember: you’re hungry.
