>>5412454Okay, your name is <span class="mu-s">STANLEY PARBLE</span> and-
Well <span class="mu-i">SHIT</span>, just listen to him!
Having spent the last few minutes cooing like she saw a dog in a sweater, Nats is <span class="mu-i">NO</span> help right now, so you guess it falls on you to…
To deal with this, you guess.
<span class="mu-i">Man</span>, why’d he have to unbutton his shirt too? Is that how this goes? Do you have to do that now? Shit, why can’t you think properly?! Why won’t your legs stop fidgeting!? Is he waiting for you to say something!? OH GOD HE IS!
Finishing off the funnel cake, your feast is just about at its end… but the night’s still young!
<span class="mu-b">Q1: HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO TALBOT’S SPEECH?</span>
>IT… IT WASN’T THAT BIG OF A DEAL… GOSH…>WELL THERE’S STILL PLENTY OF TIME FOR US TO TRY IT AGAIN…>YOU HELPED A LOT TOO–DON’T SELL YOURSELF SHORT!>JUST LEAP ACROSS THE TABLE AND TACKLE THIS BASTARD!>WRITE-IN!<span class="mu-b">Q2: WHAT’S NEXT ON THE AGENDA?
DATE RANK: AMAZING!</span>
>THE MIDWAY GAMES! THEY’RE NOT RIGGED! THEY’VE GOT A BATTING CAGE!>THE ARCADE! YOU’RE PRETTY SURE THEY HAVE LASER TAG IN THERE TOO!>THE BEACH AND UNDER THE PIER! KINDA COZY IF YOU DON’T MIND THE USED NEEDLES AND THE HOMELESS PEOPLE!>[CHAOS]FIND SOMEWHERE SECLUDED–YOU WANNA KISS THIS S.O.B! A LOT!>[CHAOS]Y’KNOW… WE CAN GET OUTTA’ HERE…>ACTUALLY… BACK TO THE TIME STREAM!>WRITE-IN! 