>>5194279>>5194287>>5194293>>5194311THAT'S RIGHT - Your dad left you Mr. Crumbs, the Cyborg Seagull!
>"GIVE ME FOOD, HUMON"Your mom and dad were a sea themed pair of rogues, and dad made this bird because "Seagulls are the true rogues of the sea". You don't even like the sea. You get seasick easily.
Anyways, Mr. Crumbs is basically just a super tough seagull. He normally just does seagull stuff, but you can control him with a voice activated device inside your right glove.
As a bonus, there is a device inside your mask, that let's you see through Mr. Crumbs camera eyes whenever you want!
Mr. Crumbs used to also have lasers in his eyes, but they broke long time ago and you don't have the Super Brains needed to fix them.
>>5194306nonsense, that would be actually useful, why would we want that
