>>6339760“<span class="mu-s">WHAT DID I TELL YOU ALL!? DEGENERATE!</span>” His sister screeches as she kicks her brother down the hall!
“I… c-can boys and girls… d-do that?” Volka sputters, eyes wide in horror! “S-<span class="mu-i">should</span> they do that?”
“Huh. What’ll they come up with next?” Muses Morook! “I hope I can forget what I just heard…”
“They do… something like that in <span class="mu-r">THE HOUSE OF FLESH in CHAA’TAI …</span>” Rezzie replies, the girl holding firm, but still trembling a bit as the words leave her mouth! “But it’s nowhere near as vulgar… a-and I’ve never been! Before anyone asks!”
Yea, that was a bit TMI, you reply with a disapproving sigh and a shake of your head, but it’ll be hard for even the worst Shapechanger to mimic a story like <span class="mu-i">THAT!</span>
Silence falls over the crowd after the initial horror and disgust conjured by Obber’s story dissipates. Well?
“Well <span class="mu-i">WHAT?</span>” Asks Rezalith as all eyes fall upon her! “I already went!”
“Pretty sure you didn’t.” Morook retorts in a diplomatic voice, “Though my mind IS still reeling from the last confession…”
“C’mon, Rez!” Volka pleads as she takes the hellion’s claws in hers, “We’re all pals here! Try it out! It feels good ta’ share!”
“Euch… w-well…” Grumbles the fiend, “I suppose I’m <span class="mu-i">VERY</span> powerful… and perhaps I might enjoy the art of cooking–”
“They might know that already, Rez,” The Skog politely interjects, “You DID work briefly in that casino kitchen, so-”
“UUUGHH, FIIIINE!” She roars with a violent flap of her wings! “I TAKE SOLACE IN WRITING DOWN MY THOUGHTS AND GOALS WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING! THERE! DONE! FINISHED!”
Wait, you smirk, she… she likes writing <span class="mu-i">DIARY EN</span>
You black out for a few moments–a minute tops–before you find yourself being peeled out from a fresh crater in the wall behind you by Volka and Morook! As you’re wrenched free, a familiar pair of purple eyes steps through the hole in the wall leading to the suite!
“Is… is everything okay?” Asks Lutza with growing concern in her already-worried face! “Tzah-Tzie’s been gone for a while… and if we don’t practice-”
“This lapse in security is as worrying as it is damning.” Joplin adds, the Gnok manager following close in Lutza’s wake! “Mr. Peas, allow me to be the first to apologize for your abducted associate.”
That’s not necessary, you meekly reply as he and the Security Skogs give you a deep bow! You were fooled too!
“Don’t make it right, Mr. Peas!”
“We guffed it all up, Mr. Peas!”
“Downright foolish of us, is what it is, Mr. Peas!”
You’ll never get used to Skogs speaking in unison like that, but you can’t blame the Tiito Triplets either! A shapeshifter’s no joke, you firmly reply, but you’re gonna track TT down–that’s a promise!
>CONTD. 