>>5219540A kunai strikes the back of the thing’s head… one attached to a Capsule, that opens into several goat pinatas. Hado blankly stares at the thing and lets out a flat “What.”
At the same time, you’ve tossed a few at them from behind, and Sachie actually activates several that she’d left before dashing past them. Goats now surround the two, thoroughly confusing them. Then they all explode into glitter, absolutely covering the pair and the golden flying monkey. Even the illusion seems confused by what just happen, and you and Sachie audibly giggle at this.
“Okay guys, we’ve had our fun here. But you two should know better than to be sneaking around like this after acting all suspicious earlier.” you tell them.
Sala gives you the grumpiest glare, simmering and about ready to let out flurry of curses, though the monkey recovers from the shock and tries to attack her. “Damn it!”
“Hey, we’re talking here!” You let out a burst of Light Magic and casually dispel the illusion. “There we go.”
“...Okay, now I know what it might look like,” Hado begins, dusting some of the glitter off of himself. “But we’re not here for any nefarious purposes, honest.”
“But we don’t need yer help, so bugger off!” Sala yells at you, shaking her fist.
Hado pinches the ridge of his nose, his two-toned blonde and dark blue hair swaying in the light. “Gotta work on your people skills.”
>A. Oh we figured, but you folks still set yourselves up for this. What if it weren’t a humble prankster like myself that noticed you?>B. Start with the explanations and then we can help you>C. Yeeaaaah how about no, especially not with that attitude, miss sailor talk. My partner’s already down in the depths, so how about you leave this to the pros, yea?>D. Something else?