>>5220378>ruled by a witch and a weak emperor who was hostage to a council composed of peddler, burghers, magicians and other lowborn>Even the nobility was compromised, full of women dressed in armorReminiscent of the tale of King Macaroon, once a humble Jesuit apprentice and student of the obscure symbolist and hermeneutic magician Ricoeur, but who later became bewitched by the elderly enchantress of Amiens Trogneux Auziere, after she ensorcelled the innocent apprentice Emmanuel by suckling him with her confections, sweetmeats and macaroons.
Now King Macaroon can only achieve victorious conquest when he fights against a woman in battle, he will literally say and do anything, adopt any political position or intrigue, so long as he is assured of facing only a woman in the final round of combat. It is said however that the fiscal position of the realm of King Macaroon is stronger than that of the Exchequer of Angleterre, under the Buffoon King John'son, who is rumoured to be of peculiar ancestry. Some say he is a Turk but others remember he was actually a sauvage born in the Lands Of Red Neck, now fallen under the swollen, growing and inflating shadow of the demon legions of Gonflement and the eldritch horror The One That Bides. Perhaps this is where the path of neutrality inevitably leads.
