<span class="mu-s">Result</span>
Perception: <span class="mu-s">23</span>
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Something catches your eye. The bottles on the wine rack all appear to contain wine, but there is one with no stopper. Most of the wines have labels that read either Purple Grapemash No. 3 or Red Dragon Crush, but this one has a unique label: Champagne du le Stomp. What's more, it appears to contain a fine rolled-up piece of parchment.
>Take the parchment in the mysterious bottle.>Steal wine! (There are 57 bottles, and 7 full barrels.)>Fuck alcohol. Draw your longsword and destroy all of the barrels.>Not worth risking messing with the Abbot's belongings. Check what's upstairs now.>Cast a spell or use an item (list: https://pastebin.com/chuTtwgW)>Other (specify) 