>>5425921The goodbyes go a little easier when you all remember that you can just drop by tomorrow, so with a series of side-hugs and warm farewells, you depart from the cool, dark recesses of the soundstage and return to the blisteringly-hot and sweaty <span class="mu-g">MULTIVERSAL STUDIOS BACKLOT!</span> Letting a Mariachi Band, a squad of clowns, and a very tall goose pass you by, you linger in what little shade you can find as Mitzi trots down the road with purpose in her step!
“Just sit tight, boss–gonna grab our wheels!”
Making yourself comfortable, you give her departing form a nod… now <span class="mu-i">that</span>, you sigh, you can do! Waiting patiently as you wave ‘<span class="mu-i">yoohoo</span>’ to a passing group of studly cowpokes, you feel a faint itch at the back of your mind…
“<span class="mu-r">Errr, Stan?</span>” Whispers Nats, “<span class="mu-r">Don’t look now, but off to our left…</span>”
Glancing to the left, you find yourself staring at a quintet of tall, imposing figures watching you from a <span class="mu-g">BLUE ’67 CAMPANERO</span>... but what unsettles you isn’t their blank, bug-eyed stares, no, but the fact that all of them are clad in <span class="mu-g">ALIEN MASKS</span> and <span class="mu-g">SCI-FI ROBES!</span>
“<span class="mu-r">Dang it, I TOLD you not to look!</span>”
You thought that was just a saying, you counter! Definitely noticing your staring back <span class="mu-i">and</span> your subsequent argument with your demon pal, none of the space invaders break their collective stare as they start up their muscle car!
Just when you’re about to confront the bastards, another vehicle burns rubber from around the bend and skids to a halt in front of you!
“Your chariot awaits, boss!” Chirps Mitz, clearly not noticing the impending danger across the street! “Hm?” What’cha staring at?”
<span class="mu-b">Q1: WHAT IS MITZ DRIVING?</span>
>A MOTORCYCLE! IF SHE EXPECTS YOU TO SNUGGLE WITH HER…>A MUSCLE CAR! VROOM, VROOM!>A LIMO! FANCY, PRACTICAL, AND IT HAS A MINIBAR!>A TRUCK! MITZ JUST CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE CARS WITH UTILITY…>WRITE-IN!<span class="mu-b">Q2: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THESE GUYS?</span>
>CONFRONT THEM DIRECTLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?>GET MITZ TO DEAL WITH THEM! SECURE THIS SHIT!>LOSE ‘EM! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WEIRDOS THEY HAVE IN THIS TOWN?>EYE-LASER! YOU’RE NOT TAKING CHANCES HERE!>WRITE-IN! 