>>5424925“Well since you’re here, Stan,” begins Tucker as the leading lady gives you a once-over with a mixture of pity and smugness in her dolled-up eyes, “Maybe you could help us workshop the scene a little bit? Y’know, give it a personal touch?”
You’d <span class="mu-i">LOVE</span> to, you hiss as Eddie takes the seat next to you, but some <span class="mu-r">DINGUS</span> said you couldn’t show everyone how it’s done!
“Sorry, Stan,” apologizes Eddie in a sheepish tone, “Doctor’s orders, right?”
“You could totally do it,” Adds Tucker as Wendy nods along at his side to every word, “But we’ve gotta cover our asses in case something goes wrong, y’know?”
“B-besides,” stammers the screenwriter as he bashfully waves to your ‘<span class="mu-i">Stan-In</span>’ on set, “S-Sammi’s a professional at this stuff, Stan! You just gotta give her a shot!”
“Eddie’s right, dear,” Coos the cheap imitation with a smug grin on her powdery face, “Leave the heavy lifting to me–wouldn’t want to strain yourself, would we?”
Oh that is <span class="mu-s">IT-</span>
“C’mon, Stan!” Eddie interjects as he settles you back into your seat with a nervous chuckle, “Sh-she’s just talking about the… y’know…”
Yea, you pout as you follow Eddie’s gaze to your protruding belly underneath a simple black tank top and your brother’s jacket, you <span class="mu-i">know,</span> alright!
“SUPER!” Concludes Tucker with a clap of his hands, “So since you’re here, Stan, mind giving Sammi some character advice?”
Yes, you nod as a malicious grin forms on your freckled face, you <span class="mu-i">WOULD</span> mind!
“Oh. Well okay then… So Sammi, you might wan-”
Wait, shit, you stammer, you meant you <span class="mu-s">WOULDN’T</span> mind! It’d be not a pleasure’t!
“Gotcha!” Laughs Tucker as he gives your shoulder a reassuring pat, “Well then… go nuts! You were there, so…”
“Just uh…” Eddie whispers into your ear, “G-go easy on her, y-yea?”
But of <span class="mu-i">COURSE</span>, you purr as a toothy grin forms on your face! But of cOOOurrse…
“... please don’t use the malicious voice on set.”
Okay, <span class="mu-i">fine</span>... killjoys…
How do you start here?
>LET’S SEE THE SCENE AS IT IS!>SAMMI, LET’S CHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTIVATION!>WE NEED MORE DANGER! CAN WE GET MORE PYROTECHNICS OR SOMETHING?>ERR, CAN I TALK TO YOU GUYS IN PRIVATE FOR A SEC? (GET EDDIE AND TUCKER ALONE!)>LEMME GET UP THERE AND WALK YOU THROUGH IT!>WRITE-IN!That's it for tonight, by the way! Should have more <span class="mu-g">WEDNESDAY AROUND 10-11AM PST!</span>