>>6293310“<span class="mu-s">I HATH A MIND TO ‘DO GOD THINGS’ RIGHT NOW, WHELP…</span>” Grumbles the god as he looms over you like a hammer over a particularly-fragile teacup!
Yea, sure… okay, you sigh as you feel a headache start to form, this mage: what does he do when he swings by? You’re guessing he doesn’t ask him to change the weather?
“<span class="mu-s">CERTAINLY NOT!</span>” Scoffs the supreme being, “<span class="mu-s">NAY… THE MAGE ONLY APPEARS WHEN HE SEEKS MY AROUSAL…</span>”
Your eyes go full Chytree! Ex-<span class="mu-i">SQUEEZE</span> ME!?
“<span class="mu-s">INDEED,</span>” The God groans with a hint of pride in his booming baritone, “<span class="mu-s">MINE DIVINE BARBELS SECRETE A DELIGHTFULLY-DIVINE NECTAR… A POWERFUL BOON INDEED, …</span>” You can’t see any eyes, but you feel a hint of smugness emanating from the immortal. “<span class="mu-s">BUT THEY ONLY OOZE WHEN MY INTEREST IS ADEQUATELY PIQUED… AH, WHAT A CURSE, DIVINITY…</span>”
Wait, so… so just to be clear, you mutter in a voice still very much rattled by confusion, he’s… he’s not talking about, y’know… <span class="mu-i">AROUSAL</span> arousal, right?
The deity answers with a derisive snort, which is pretty weird when you feel it in your head, if you’re gonna be completely honest.
“<span class="mu-s">...GETST THOUST MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.</span>”
Right, sorry… <span class="mu-i">you’re</span> the asshole for taking it that way… say, since you’re on the topic of the mage, has he noticed any kind of… <span class="mu-s">ANTIMAGIC WEAPONS</span> of any kind lying around?
“<span class="mu-s">NO, I’M CERTAIN I’D NOTICE IF A BASE, UNGODLY TRINKET SUCH AS THAT WAS STORED IN MY DESMENE…</span>” Drones the demiurge with a dismissive click of… something. “<span class="mu-s">THOUGH ON A SIMILAR SUBJECT, MINE DIVINE OOZE IS A POTENT WARD AGAINST ALL THINGS MAGIC…</span>”
… he’s just making stuff up now, isn’t he? The abyss shudders.
“<span class="mu-s">I’M A GOD. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?</span>”
Touche… well this has been enriching, but you’re starting to worry about your pals–knowing TT she’s probably already tried to pilfer half the museum… still, not every day you get to chat with a ‘god’... What’s next?
>Can you get The Mage over here?>How about you prove you’re a god, hmm?>Surely you can bring my friends here, right?>Wanna see something neat? For some OOZE?>Let’s see how tough you are! ATTACK!>I gotta go, GOD. Seeya!>WRITE-IN! 