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"How's Kiara been treating you?"
"Oh, very well!" The smile now on his face could light up the god damn City for seven days straight. "I haven't really had someone text me as often as she has. hell, I expect her to be calling me the moment I leave this place."
"Damn, really? Didn't know you were into robots." You snark. You hope it doesn't rub him the wrong way due to his past.
"Pft! Isn't she into girls or something?" Maruyama waves his hand. "Considering how invested she is in you. I wouldn't want to impose anything.
"Pretty sure she swings both ways, dude. She never said anything about being only into girls."
This causes Maruyama to pause for a moment. That's when a blush crosses his face. "Huh. Okay, well, uh. Yeah, I don't expect to enter a relationship but she has been very nice."
"Robofucker." Otto puts down his third bottle of whiskey down onto the table. "Robofucker."
"Shut up! It's not like you have room to talk! You still love a eldritch horror shape shifter!" Maruyama jabs the steak knife he's using in Otto's direction.
"Fair! Got me there." Otto relents.
"Hey. I don't blame him. Robots are ho-"
"SHUT UP NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW." Alexis immediately interrupts Frank before he can say anything.
"Am I hot?" Benedict points at himself. "I am a robot too."
"I'M NOT A FAGGOT I WOULDN'T KNOW!!!!"
Pft. You, Maru, and Adam can't help but to laugh at what's going on with those three goobers.
"But yeah! She mostly checks up on me to make sure I'm safe and, uh, I haven't told her about the sword yet since I'm worried she'll..."
"Tell her, man. She'll probably be ecstatic."
"But what if she gets the wrong idea? I mean, it's literally me. Manifested. Right?"
You simply shrug. "I have anomalous powers and me using my telekinesis on you wouldn't mean I wanna fuck you. Just show her it, she's your friend."
"...Yeah, yeah, you're right. But yeah, she's been really nice to me and fuck, can't really remember the last time I felt, I dunno. Happy? It's nice."
Well, that's good. You don't really know what's going to happen with those two but whatever does happen, you imagine it'll probably work out. Now that you have nothing left to ask, it's time to gorge and drink yourself retarded. You grab a bottle of wine that was laying on the table and crack it open.
Time begins to blur together as you begin to eat and drink the seemingly endless amount of food and booze before you. Your allies begin to ramble on about bizarre, non-sensical stuff...or maybe that's the migraine and booze making it hard to process anything.
Adam is the first one to pass out. Then it's Frank. Alexis passes out after stuffing too much potatoes down her gullet. The only ones who are left cognizant and aren't in some kind of food coma are now you, Benedict, Maruyama and Otto.
Otto stumbles up from his table, swaying back and forth with his briefcase in hand. He stumbles away, ready to deliver the documents despite being ass drunk. He leaves some odd strips of paper behind...?
