>>6332328"Ooooohhh!" you roar, using the wall to get your feet as your unsteady movement shares $0.37 worth of beer with the carpet.
Only now you feel how cold your fingers have gotten and you warm them against your flushed face as the alcohol makes a valiant effort to topple you to the ground.
"Oooh, look. It's Lilith!" you announce to the room, "She's so cool and talented! I wanna be best friends with her! I wanna be in her band! Hehe~ .....Hmpf, you do. Do you? Well, I suppose I can let you... if you can dance like this!"
You rush into a series of explosive movements, replicating sound-effects as you go.
Your stomach quickly sends signals to the brain about how the contents of four large cans of beer are currently sloshing about each time you snap your hips.
"Waaah, look at her goooo~" you shout, starting to stumble across the room before there's the clear crunch of plastic as you step on today's takeaway container and topple over.
Flailing your arms wildly, you end up elbowing the wall and the rotten drywall gives way almost immediately -- leaving a hole.
"Geh!" You cry, faceplanting onto a wet stretch of carpet. A small splash of carpet smoothie made out of dust, mold, crumbs, and yesterday's rainfall finds it way into your mouth.
Your stomach decides this is as good a time as any to eject the entirety of today's groceries as you violently retch on the carpet.
"Aaaaah!" A new voice cries from the other side of the wall. "You broke it!"
Small chunks of today's dinner coating your chin, you pull yourself up against the wall and find you have direct line of sight with your neighbour and she's pissed.
A red-skinned imp with short, white hair, a guitar resting on her lap, glares at you.
"What are you gonna do about this?! Huh?!" The imp cries.
>1 - Tearfully apologize and cover it up with some cardboard - (Social, 1d6, friendly)>2 - Pay to have it fixed - ($10, friendly) >3 - Tell her the view is suddenly a lot better - (Charm, 1d6, friendly)>4 - Blame the wall for being weak - (Social, 1d6, hostile)>5 - Gentle wag a can of beer in front of the hole and tell her to come over to practice together - (Song / Dance, 1d6, friendly)>6 - Write-in 