>>5178716You turn your Bogdabots into a snazzy opium pipe, in case you need to topple the Qing Dynasty.
You enter the cave.
You see a sleeping man, whose drool forms the lazily meandering river you saw outside. He seems comfortable, if the cacophonous snoring is any indication.
Nearby is a woman sitting in a gamer chair and playing Mafia 3. She shows no reaction to your presence.