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>Rolled 1 (1d20)
You decide to try reasoning with the very insistent priest, doing your best to smile warmly and explain yourself. You'll just have to be gentle.
"Fuck you. Wait, no, sorry. I didn't mean that." Fuck, you fucked it up. You keep doing that.
"I see." The radiation priest suddenly stands up very straight. "In that case--looks like it'll be a baptism by fire."
The priest begins dancing rapidly, chanting and screeching as he does, earning the glances of a few mutants around you.
"Uh, gorilla? We should really go." Lub pulls on your cape. "He's calling in the rest of them..!"
Sure enough, a few oblong lumps of flesh, spikes, and tendrils in rags begin to emerge from the church ahead of you.
>Flee. Punching cacti is your one weakness.
>Attempt to engage in combat.
>Quickly. Use Lub to distract them, THEN flee.
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