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The colosseum of gods was before you. Olympians, Hindus, Egyptians, Islanders, Japanese, and many many more gathered. Their presence to say the least was… jarring. Pressure of a weight that could crush all of humanity. Once you stepped outside of the halls, you were greeted not with a flat field, but a snowy forest with caves, mountains, and boulders. Plenty of open space to ski too. Your breathing was visible in the freezing forest, you materialized thick fabric into your exosuit. That bitch. This was hardly a fair fight when she’s in her element… it’s like they want you to lose.
On the other side was Skadi, bow in her hands and accompanied by her wolves, twelve after you counted. If she wasn’t going to play fair, you shouldn’t too. Thermal vision flickered and gas mask variation materialized on your exo-helmet. You materialize a strap of mustard gas canisters and another with nerve gas. There was also a container of francium rigged with explosives on your back.
“So you’re the child that brought shame into the procession of gods and touched my bow.” Skadi said. “You can still admit defeat and go home, child. Human weapons can not harm the gods. Whatever tricks you have chosen to adorn yourself with. It is an insult to this sacred tournament.”
“Yeah well, nothing is sacred in the internet so I’m not exactly keen on that.” You say with a shrug. “I did plan to go home, anywhere is better than here. But now, I have a reason to win now. So you’re going down.”
“Then your world is inhabited by degenerates.” Skadi said.
You snort out a laugh, you didn’t mean to laugh too but man the naivety of her saying that.
“Oh man, you have no fucking clue how right you are.” You say.
“After I win. I will teach you what a true goddess and a woman should behave like.” Skadi said.
“I’ll pass.” You say.
Skadi sighed. Her wolves being to growl, and her hand move to her quiver. Hermes, the god of messenger floated over you and Skadi with an excited grin.
“Looks like the banter is over ladies.” Hermes said. “Little Pandora. I have a bet with Apollo that you’ll win this one. Don’t let me down, I love a good underdog story.”
“What did you call me?” You say curiously.
“Hm? Don’t worry about it.” Hermes said. “Are you two ready?”
“I am ready.” Skadi said firmly.
“Same.”
“Then as the gods here in this colosseum as the witness. This battle will now…”
You lower your posture then place your hands on your grenade straps. Skadi and her wolves were also ready to launch at any time. That arrow can’t miss, then she needed something to hit. Hermes slowly inhaled then raised his staff.
“BEGIN!”
It’s time to show what you’re really capable of.
Ability activated: Ost
Ost: Deep Fried Bagpipes Anti-ASMR (imagine this played REALLY fucking loud)
“ODIN’S MERCY!”
