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Despite the exceptionally-clear flashback you just had relating to common pool treatment materials, you soon find out that your task isn’t as simple as it seems!
You have no doubt the <span class="mu-s">POOL TREATMENT SHACK</span> has the ingredients you need, of course, nor do you doubt your master’s ineffable wisdom when it comes to unorthodox solutions to problems. The issue you run into, however, presents itself in a relatively mundane fashion:
<span class="mu-s">RNFGH!</span>
Namely that the door to the shack refuses to budge whatsoever. Sacrificing your sneakiness for power, you deliver a few kicks to the obstacle with the same results-a little bit of give, but not enough to open the damn thing.
In the words of your Uncle Emilio, you’d wager the ‘<span class="mu-i">shit’s fucked</span>’. In layman’s terms, the door’s stuck on something.
Before you can figure out <span class="mu-i">WHAT</span>, however, you hear the sound of footsteps approaching from behind!
“Ey,” grunts a male voice as you hastily adopt the most nonchalant pose you can manage in half a second, “What are you doin’ over here, Pizza Man?”
Well, you stammer as you turn around and find yourself staring at the familiar shades of a <span class="mu-s">DISCO GOON,</span> you were uh…
“Look, don’t be foolin’ around near the shack, yea?” He asks, more impatient than anything else. “People’ll get the wrong idea if you’re creepin’ around over here!”
Well since you’re on the subject, you segue, the door seems to be a bit stu-
“<span class="mu-s">OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIT, Y’ALL!!!!</span>”
Before you can relay your concerns to the Disciplinary Committee member, the whole back area (save for the concertgoers who are pretty much on autopilot at this point) simmers down as a crowd forms around the side of the pool!
Before you or the goon can figure out what’s happening, a few jocks answer it for you: haphazardly constructing a <span class="mu-s">RAMP</span> out of a few beer crates and some cardboard, the letterman-wearing muscleheads part the seas for their leader, Darren!
“EVERYBODY READY TO SEE SOMETHING <span class="mu-s">CRAZY!?</span>”
The crowd responds with a roar that shakes the whole backyard! Satisfied with the response, Darren smiles before stepping aside to reveal Raj standing atop his skateboard like a knight in orange armor!
Ohhhh boy…
>CONTD.
