>>6022198Your name is Fido Ballthrow. You're sixteen years old. Summer vacation has just begun! Not that you really care, it's all gonna be blown to smithereens anyway.
To celebrate your temporary freedom from the education system, your friend Felino has decided to take you and two of your other friends out on a little camping venture. You hate camping, but you like Felino, so you decided to go along with it. She also said she'd bring beer, and alcohol is one of the few things you can confidently say you enjoy.
You, Felino, and two of your other friends sit around a small fire. The small one is Little Pat, a guy you've known since elementary school. You don't actually get along that well, but for some strange reason, you still hang out. The other guy is Eric. He's a bit of a weirdo, kinda like you. He's alright. You, Little Pat, and Eric are in a band together.
Little Pat speaks. "You should have brought your guitar, Fido. Would make this campfire less boring."
"Hey!" Felino scolds, "This isn't boring! Fido, tell him it's not boring."
You tell him it's not boring.
"Jeez, Fido, do you really just do everything she says just because she's a girl? You're a loser, man."
You tell him to suck your dick. He laughs.
"Oh, what, so you're gay now? Eric, you must be excited, huh?"
Eric playfully glares at him. "Up yours, midget."
Felino scoffs. "No, Fido is not gay... I think."
You are indeed not gay. Well, I mean, you haven't checked, but you're pretty confident you're not gay.
Pat groans. "Come on! We can make this more interesting somehow! Let's fucking do something!"
Do something... Maybe you should suggest something?
TIME: 5.5 Years
>Suggest doing drugs>Suggest drinking more alcohol>Suggest exploring nature>Suggest telling spooky stories>Gossip>Suggest leaving>Do something else 