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"Yeah!"
You make your home in Omukades hairdo as he makes his way back to the Dauntless. Along the way he gives everyone a call via his pocket den den mushi and tells them to meet up at the ship. Once the gang is all gathered he gets in the kitchen and gets to work on Mamas special cake.
"Alright. So we got a problem."
"Yeah. Silver is getting married. Actually he's getting married before any of us which is really fucked up. Been looking at the sun since then just to make sure it didn't go out and the end times have arrived."
"Not that Marcella. But your concern is justified. No I'm talking about one of Big Moms crazy bastards framing us with attempted murder. Sent a poisoned cake to his mom. He fucking ruined both the Alabastan Scorpion Venom and the cake! Can you believe that shit?!"
"Are you upset because he wanted to frame you, because he set up his shit work as yours or because he wasted the materials?"
"Please everyone is trying to kill us, rob us or take our place in the food chain. That's nothing new. But he shat on my work! Anyway that's not the point. While Big Mom seems to have a soft spot for Silver her children seem to disagree. And with over eighty of them we got a lot of knives to watch out for."
"W-Well we can count out ten of them. R-Right?"
"Can we though Doctor? I'm not sure we can count even one of them out."
"HEY!"
You snap at Gu.
"Leave Nutmeg and her twins alone! They are nice!"
"Alright. Fine. Now we just have 70 potential enemies and 2 guaranteed ones!"
"Erm-"
Marcella mutters.
"Actually make that 3. I uh. I found out that Beges bitch is Big Moms daughter. She's probably pissed I beat the shit out of her husband and threatened her child."
Hagetaka nods.
"Threaten her child and grandchild. Excellent power move Marcella. Now all that's left is to challenge her directly for dominion over the island."
"A-ARE YOU SMIRKING?! I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!"
You slam your fist on the table.
"Calm down everyone! We got nothing to worry about-"
"Easy for you to say bro. You're about to score one of them. But we are still gonna be targets."
"We are all targets Bullseye!"
Everyone falls silent as they realize you're well aware of the situation.
"We are the new guys here. So of course everyone will come around and take a bite to see how we hold up. They are testing what they can get away with. All we have to do is show them that we can't be messed with! Simple!"
Murray rubs his head.
"Alright that's fair. But even still we have to be careful. We ARE the fresh meat here. We can't get away with everything. So everyone be careful and play it smart. Ok? Now Sister. Have you been successful?"
"Yes Mister Murray. I believe your fears were unfounded. I snooped around the island as a spider. The people of the kingdom seem to be content. Haven't found anything nefarious yet."
"Alright. Thank you for your service. But keep an eye out everyone. I don't know why but I got a bad feeling about this place."
