>>5474083Made some pies since my family always makes too much damn food. Figure if I can't help with any of the staples I can make something tasty for leftovers, right?
Stan and the gang would probably be having some kind of stupid 'friendsgiving' as 20-somethings do--the majority of the feast would be spent drinking the veritable cornucopia of beverages everyone brought (Art brings sake, Syb brings something resembling witch's brew, Mitz has a box of shitty wine, Tucker brings bubbly, Eddie brings Mezcal (and nothing but), Kiki brings SHOCHU, Gus brings some sort of root beer mixture but won't elaborate on what's in it, Denise brings fruit punch because that's what she thinks is supposed to be brought to large gatherings since don't they always have bowls of punch at these things oh god everything's ruined, isn't it oh no, Talbot brings a water cooler's worth of some vile mixture of the booze he had lying around his house mixed with 'Blitz Energy Drink' because, and I quote: 'it's gonna taste bitchin, man, looked it up on the net and they say it knocks you on your ass!') and trying and failing to deep fry a turkey, mashed potatoes, and a few other holiday staples along with some leftover Halloween candy before the police and fire department arrive to extinguish the aftermath.
Lil' Stanley, of course, gobbles up the scraps in the ensuing chaos.
The night devolves into a screaming match of arguing and insults, but by the end of the night everyone's drunk-apologizing in a way that would make Charlie Brown and the gang proud.
Until Terry and Tory's brother TONY bursts onto the scene!Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate it, and if not then just do me a favor and have a good rest of your week anyways, okay?
