>>5410180It’s starting to get chilly by the time Talbot returns with a handful of still-smoking cigarette butts. Depositing them in his pants pocket with a conspiratorial wink, he motions for you to continue.
You saved the best for last! You’re talking, of course, about <span class="mu-r">THE WHIRLPOOL!</span> Jabbing a thumb in the direction of the spinning deathtrap, you slink over to Talbot’s side and whisper in his ear: only the strongest pier goers can emerge from this ride with their insides intact, and even <span class="mu-i">fewer</span> can do the trick where you get off the wall and stand on it! Seriously, the ride operators get <span class="mu-i">pissed!</span>
“That’s gonna suck after a few drinks and food, though!” Frowns Talbot with indecision clouding his gaze! “And Syb didn’t let us get any earlier!”
See, that’s the best part, you reply with a sly grin! If you do it <span class="mu-i">BEFORE</span> drinking you won’t puke it all up!
“Oh… oh <span class="mu-i">SHIT</span>, Stan! You’re a pretty smart cookie sometimes, you know that?”
Responding with a bashful ‘<span class="mu-i">eheheh~</span>, you quickly recover at the promise of <span class="mu-s">RIDES! SO,</span> you conclude, any questions?
“... you know I’ve <span class="mu-i">been</span> here before, right?” Asks your date as he raises an eyebrow at your jittery form.
Then why didn’t he <span class="mu-i">stop</span> you, huh!?
A sheepish grin forms on your fellow janitor’s face. “... I dunno, you seemed really into explaining ‘em, so…”
Then what are we <span class="mu-i">waiting</span> for, you snarl!? Let’s go before the lines get bigger! Snatching Talbot’s hand in yours, you rush off to get your adrenaline fix!
There’s a lot of ground to cover, of course, so which rides do you want <span class="mu-b">DETAILED REPORTS on? CHOOSE 1 OR MORE!</span>
>ROLLER COASTER!>BUMPER CARS!>FERRIS WHEEL!>SPINNY PUKE THING!>NONE, LET’S JUST ASSUME WE DID ‘EM ALL AND SKIP!>WRITE-IN!