>>5214816<span class="mu-s">Swiftly and gracefully</span> you grab the single hair of the <span class="mu-s">Fat Nerd!</span>
As you yank it down to put the nerd to the floor, the hair... <span class="mu-s">snaps off??</span>
Yeah, like some kind of a ninja barber, you tear out of the only, singular hair the old mad had left.
<span class="mu-s">D-Man:</span> ""If you'd rolled with me, I could have got you <span class="mu-s">LAID</span>. Now, I'm just going to <span class="mu-s">LAY YOU OUT</span>."
Now the taunt doesn't really makes sense. Oh well.
You strike a cool pose to make it look like this was your actual plan.
>>5214838I don't know, our dick energy has not been yet determined. You can roll a 2d6 to determine the energy of our dick, as measured in inches. 