>>6088605Whateveh he finna do, he boudda do!
But yer gonnae do YOU!
"<span class="mu-g"> EY HWYTE-KEK! WHAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YEZ PLUPPT HER NUN-KUNT DA FIRST TIME!</span>"
He flinches like you just thwacked him the back of the head with a sloppy mop.
>rolled 96+4 to Hit>vs 23 + 5 Familiarity Bonus - 12 Vulnerability Penalty>GODDIMYou're not letting up, barely even thinking at this point. Just smack him the same place with the same brick; it's so audacious no one ever expects it.
You've been stewwen n cooken zingers juzt for dis hoehole from the first time you saw his flabboi Whitoid sadgecuck simp$0¡ azz.
"<span class="mu-g">YER MUNTY SUGGS GLARK IN HELL HWYTEBOI! SHE TRAIN RIDIN' M.M.T. AND G.G.C. WIV HEARTS INNER EYS!</span>"
"¶<span class="mu-g">WE PLUPP ungh!</span>
¶<span class="mu-g">WE PLAPP!</span>
¶<span class="mu-g">WE WEAR 'ER LIKE A HAT!</span>"
https://youtu.be/sZBR0MvJypc?si=RaBU0x3o1iklbUvAHe actually turns! DUMDUM <span class="mu-s">DEDD</span>!!!
>rolled 99+4 Hit>vs 36 + 5 Familiarity Bonus - 12 Vulnerability PenaltyHe tries to dodge, but youre already in his zone! Your tailor-trimmed and targeted shittalk makes his already unsavable situation even worse!
He makes a jerky, unsure attempt to get away from the aerial blender of blades that is YOU, and it's <span class="mu-r">not GUDDINUFF</span>!!!
You hook in his wrist wiv yez Sicky, stick in yez Dagga wivva practiced systematic <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">shunk shunk shunk</span></span> through the wrist, inner elbow, and then swing-climb on the <span class="mu-i">other</span> wrist and inner elbow coming up to block you.
>Hit for 17 dmg forgot your Form upgrade; retroactively accounted>25 - 17 = 8hpYez not stoppan; goan OAL ENN! You drop to his side past his useless hands <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">shunkshunkshunkshunkshunk</span></span> from ribz to crotch, and he slumps, his strength leaving.
He opens his mouth!
>Ah naw yez DOWNT!Yez Dagga goes in <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">SHKK</span></span>. Don't needza hear yez last woids faggit! Die wivvem unsedd!
Juzt to be sure, you push the Dagga forward, levering his skull back, and saw yez Sicky cross his neck till you reach bone.
>Heal VAT!>BICH.>Hit for 17 dmg UNBLOCKABLE>8hp - 17 = -9hpThen you see what he was trying to do: there's a Whitey rune circle on the floor. Sumn prepped from before.
Shit! You're in it. But you've committed to SUICIDEY KILLYKILLY, and you're gonnae eat what's commen wiv yez tuffy gobba <span class="mu-g"><span class="mu-s">FACE</span></span>!
"<span class="mu-g">GnnaaAAH</span>!"
%%%<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b"> FSSSH </span></span>%%%
>12 Radiant Damage from pre-prepped Explosive Rune, re-keyed from VS Undead to VS Evil>Toady HP 9/12 - 4 = 5hp>Toady Kludge Armor Dur 12/12 - 4 = 8/12DurOoch! Hott! Hott! Ahh, should have healed up before starten, shidd!
But yez should see da ovva guy:
Collapsed on his side, bleeding from three times more holes than he wuz born wiv, mouf enlargement, and a second cope-hole opened up inniz froat.
>..neh?Not dedd, even after all that? No, no, he dedd fr fr. It's just his last few seconds.
He's...tryna reach sumn?
