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>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (Future)
"Righto, sir! Defaulting to three hours." Just to rub in his new found power he, in fact, gives you another cup of coffee. Speaking about that.
Administrator --> Adama
ADMINISTATOR: Black. That's the only acceptable answer.
ADMINISTATOR: Uncertain if you say the same due to
ANAZINGADAMA: Alas, the only person with taste in this facility is me.
ADMINISTATOR: In a very literal sense, yes.
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (Something I don't know about)
"SOMETHING you...do not KNOW about? HmMHHmHMHMhmM!!!! VERy TOUGH TOUGH But understanding that yOU DO NOT HAVe a beTTER opTion! HeRe we GO!" The defective robot violently shudders. You sit there, waiting to see what she's finding.
The robot jumps up and lands back on her feet before leaning over to you. Getting way too close to comfort. She holds a single finger to her lips, which are twisted into a mocking smile. "The Inspector is currently not in the facility. However, I did find his number. Do not speak a word of this to anyone."
You find yourself shivering despite her not sounding like an absolute schizophrenic. She quickly taps in something into your console before going back to her corner and sitting down in it. "GlaDDD to heLP you, SIR!"
>Investigate who S2 keeps trying to call on the landline
Administrator --> Spamton
ADMINISTATOR: What's up with you and the phone? Heard someone reporting you fiddling with it.
BESTSALESMAN1997: I'M TRYING TO [[Reach out to custom support]] A VERY, VERY CLOSE [[Friend Request Accepted!]]
BESTSALESMAN1997: THIS [[80% off all landlines and home phones]] WON'T LET ME CONNECT TO [[The glorious kingdom of HEAVEN!]]
BESTSALESMAN1997: THE ONLY [[What are numbers?]] THIS HUNK OF [[!RLHG]] IS ACCEPTING FROM ME IS [[Alphabet Companies are your friends!]]
ADMINISTATOR: Wait, it can contact them?
BESTSALESMAN1997: [[Once every 24 hours]]! NO PROMISES IF THEY'LL [[Answer now!]], UNLIKE A STATE OF THE [[Fart]] FAX-MACHINE.
ADMINISTATOR: Interesting. This conversation has more merit than I expected.
ADMINISTATOR: Apologies to you not being able to contact your friend. May I have a name for the record?
BESTSALESMAN1997: THAT DAMN [[Only 85% of Extraction Task Forces die within a year]]-MU! HE'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU! A CRIMINAL! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything you see on TV]]!
ADMINISTATOR: Wait, why are you trying to contact an ETF agent?
BESTSALESMAN1997: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO.
ADMINISTATOR: What?
BESTSALESMAN1997: MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A [[GLORIOUS ANTHEM]] PRODUCED BY [[Music is the song of the people]] CORP?
BESTSALESMAN1997: IT'S A STEAL! FOR ONLY [[12 units of anomalous energy]], I CAN OPEN A BACKDOOR TO GET THE [[Compact Discs are 100x more effective than Mixtapes! Buy now from M-Company!]] THAT WILL MAKE YOUR EMPLOYEES [[Unable to resist the groove!]]
ADMINISTATOR: I'm not sure what you're offering so, uh, I'll think on it.
Is he trying to offer you a fuckin' deal?
