>>5237067 Well, you stammer, trying and failing to play it off, the uh… the reason is…
Ducking and weaving past all of the reasons you’d rather not share with everyone else for picking Talbot, your mind finally settles on one that, in your opinion, seems pretty darn reasonable!
He uh… he’s an <span class="mu-b">EVENING SANITATION COORDINATOR,</span> duh! It’s, like, giving a fine wine to a <span class="mu-i">carnosaur</span> or whatever–he’ll appreciate it more!
“Damn right I will!” Talbot gushes, grinning from ear to ear! “Hey, let’s make a contest out of it–let’s see who can blast that <span class="mu-g">SIGN</span> off that building!”
Following his finger, your eyes lock in on the target: a lengthy billboard drooping downward at the end with the words ‘<span class="mu-s">HARD STAYING HARD? FIRMEX WILL STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT!</span>’ printed in gaudy lettering!
“... oh, I get it.” Ly remarks. He’s gonna have to explain it to y-oh wait, you got it too. Before anyone else can complain, you order your contestants to form a line–they can pick whatever payload they want, you explain, but they only get <span class="mu-i">ONE</span> shot!
“Shouldn’t we wait until the rescue team has left?” Sybil asks as she sends a concerned glance over towards the APCs. They’re <span class="mu-i">professionals,</span> okay? They can deal!
“Better hurry–yer’ little sis is gettin’ antsy.” Adds your skeleton as Lil’ Stanley begins to violently knead your shoulder with her claws! OW!
“Well come on, let’s go already!” Eddie shouts with a hint of annoyance in his encouraging shout!
“Yea,” Mitz nods as she takes a seat on a nearby car, “Wouldn’t want to make us <span class="mu-i">jealous</span> or anything, right?”
Being the current wearer of the <span class="mu-g">BACKUUM,</span> it’s up to you to lead the charge! Squaring your stance and getting a good angle, you scan your surroundings for suitable ammo and prepare to fire!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 5d100–one for STAN, STAN JR, MARCIE, SYB, and TALBOT! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS–WINNER IS THE ONE WHO ROLLS HIGHEST!
If there’s any specific debris/ammo you’d like to launch, write it in–otherwise I’ll use that nifty IMAGINATION of mine!</span>
