>>5743289>>5743492>There are life forms unlike your kind where you live. What are they, to you?"Hey man where am I?! Who are you? What's with these questions???"
"Uh, I dunno, are you talkin' about...squirrels?? They're...fine I guess. One got into my room and tore up a buncha' my posters though. Hate that one."
>A group of your friends are playing a game together you don't care much for. What will you do?"Hah! As if! The only thing my friends care for is what I do. RACING!"
"Whatever it is they're doing, its a race, and I'll beat them to the finish!"
>Straws. Paper or plastic?"Paper straws? What kinda fancy-shmancy McMansion did you come from?"
Perhaps most important...
>A stranger is being loud and aggressive towards you. Others are starting to look scared...How would you respond?"Well, if there's one thing momma taught me, its never start fights."
"But Pa taught me how to finish 'em!"
"So bring it on mystery voice! GIMME ALL YOU GOT!"