The area in front and some distance from the Dorf Fort is black with dead blood. Old kludge bits rusting and rotting in the sun. There's muck heaps around, burned bodies: lotsy lotsies
80-120++, all Greenies.
Further out from the field are Greenie dedders wot managed to crawl orf before bleeding out. Most of these dont have chopp or bashh wounds: they have big burny pokes in and fru em, bigger than an arrow, smaller than a spear, no sign of either.
Youre supposed to be a harmless doofus in front of the Dorfs, so you don't stick around to get spotted being curious.
°°°
Heading the rough direction of the road the Orc force was travelling on you see wagon tracks. So they captured the cars the Green Cloaks were guarding.
That the Green Cloaks left for them, more like.
°°°
You make a day's distance from the Dorf Fort, make sure no one's about, and start setting up a Seafood Shrine.
Done, you set Moar Oww on watch for non-dedders and pray up.
You wouldn't have gotten in such a pinch if you still had your zappies and weren't worn out from camping rough. Now that you're saddled with the Dorfs' lead coin you're going to have to be careful. Turns out you carnt jurzt kill all your problems, no matter how <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">killy</span></span> you get your Carrionpede.
>bekhhPouchy getting taken away was a scare, too. Your <span class="mu-b">Weesh</span> was in there.
>nyerr>mebbe I shudd cash it before anyone else do°°°
It takes you two days to tromp back to the Orc Settlements. By then you've made up your mind.
<span class="mu-s">[TWIGG]</span>
CHOICE 1
>I'z had enough of this holla-die>Calling it quits here.>Dis hole place can sukkitOR
>Call on Dokk, tell him your findings.>Dint catch Clewfinda at anyfing>But va Dorfs n Green Cloaks r cahooting.OR
>Itz spozed to be muh HOLLA-DIE>I WANTZ EATZ>I WANTZ DRANKS>WANNA WANNA GO VA HORE PITZOR
>ELS?CHOICE 2
<span class="mu-b"><span class="mu-s">{{{WEESH}}}</span></span>
Moar Oww has coached you on the best possible wording for your <span class="mu-b">Weesh</span>. You got this.
QM makes utterences Gobliny for fluff effect only>"Gimme high magikkal a-fatty-nifty, potent-all n profit-sensy"OR
>"Gimme fasttyyest, powfattest, endless regennyratgun."OR
>"Gimme un-limited benefitty-all potent-all for everfing." OR
>"Make LUKK always in me favor!" OR
>"Gimme ability ter permanently steal abilities!"OR
>nerr. I durnt gaddit. Needa fink moar. CHOICE 2A
>Resolve in your heart: release Blew Bewbz when she has granted your Weesh, Y/N[NO ROLLS]
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