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>Don’t crush GUN DICK…
>TWIST GUN DICK
>Leave PARABELLUM immediately. You need to drive to the mutant kingdom.
"Hmph.. good enough. Your dick can stay intact." You glance down to the GUN KING'S barrel’s end. "Well, mostly."
"What--?" The king has just enough time to question your awesome threat before you reach down and give his parts a twist (not like a sexy twist, more like a counter-clockwise twist).
You part from the gun king’s capitol to his screams, crows flying and guncubines parting as you take your leave.
[...]
You eye up the GOLD WRECKING BALL, your vehicle of choice for getting from your CASTLE to PARABELLUM. You had DUKE NASU drive you out here–he’s always had a knack for machines. You–.. not so much. But, with him in the fell clutches of the MUTANT KING…
You suppose you could risk driving out yourself, but you can’t say you’d get too far (and may even endanger your ride). Or, you could duck into the city to find a driver with a proper cert for heavy machinery.. but you doubt you could place much trust in any one of the GUN KING’S pissants.
>Risk the drive yourself.
>Grab someone to drive you out instead.
>Check inventory.
>[Write-In.]
