VictimClub:
Extra1: 28HP, 9Dmg
Extra2: 30HP, 8Dmg
Extra3: 32HP, 8Dmg
They's jumping you from the back, three to one: <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-g">VATS</span></span> what YOUr worth.
They ARE going to land hits, but YOUve already twigged you can take out one nakey Orc with a full combochain, so you charge the group of them <span class="mu-r">SUICIDEY</span>.
>Toady 97+10 vs LOL 76>HIT>GIBBTYou carnt kill clean with three Orcs dogpiling you, but that's fine: Carrionpede was never clean.
You meet the blow of the first one head on. He almost has time to smile before you plant <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> in his belly, push up innada heart, and Noiffy into his side, then hard across, the sudden ⊥ opening up his middle I to a river of guts.
The second one <span class="mu-r">WHOKK</span>s you from the back, then slips in the guts hard, and you're on him: side of the neck wif <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span>, Noiffy in his eye to hold his head still, allowing <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> to drag down the chest, halving the heart.
The third faggot, fatty fucker, fetches you across the back with a kludge basher before you can finish the job on the second faggot.
The Gobbies rooting for YOU pitch in with a few sneeki cheapshots, just enough to get the second faggot disarmed, so he can watch himself pump and bleed out with the last of his brains.
You round on the third fucker but he's backed off, away from your ring of supporters.
There are moar Orcs standing up now on the Orc side, none of them laughing. Several have put on their Kludge Armor. YOUve made them look bad. If they don't tryda krump yer, they will always doubt whether they were ever Proppa Orky
They're not going to help the fatty survivor. He's good as dead, seeing how killy you've proven.
You're pretty licked up too. You're going to finish the fat bastich, that's a given. The rest of them, well.
[TOADY]
>-6 HP, -6Dur>16/22HP, 9Dur<span class="mu-s">[CHOICE]</span>
Toady will take a Helff Swigg before his next scrap, if it happens.
The upcoming Orcs are older than the first lot.
They will 1v1 Toady, but will be armored.
Say sumn Toady.
>"WHO ELSE WANTS SUM." (take on moar challengers, tuffyer, 1v1)OR
>"Nyerr, veyy starded it..." (Finish the fatty and youre done. Faggot.)OR
>"I SMELL KUCKS IN HERE." (WAAARGH)[STRAT]
>SUICIDEY>Defensive >Offensive [R O L L]
>8D100:>2d vs last of the VictimClub>6d for the next three rounds>>6128550>>6128540>>6128536>>6128480>>612846640hrs.
