YOU INSANE FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
**STAY**
**AWAY**
FROM THE PRIMARY CONTROL UNITS OF OTHER MOVING VEHICLES WHEN THEY'RE CLOCKING HIGH DOUBLE OR TRIPLE DIGIT SPEEDS ON THE BUSIEST MAIN THROUGHOUTFARES. THAT'S CIVILIAN FUCKING TRAFFIC YOU ABSOLUTE MONGREL. THEY DON'T HAVE THE REACTION TIME TO COMPENSATE WHEN THEIR BREAK SYSTEMS BLOW OUT GOING -- *Ahem*
We need to-- HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT-- Focus Liren, Focus--
I'M GETTING HUNDREDS OF CRASH REPORTS.
*HUNDREDS*
Aakk-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?-- *Ahem*
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Agents, Metroplex Control is spinning up! They're activating the traffic flow control systems! They're locking down chunks of the Sections four through nine! They're dispatching drones! They're activating VTOL systems! They're calling in more officers! We're getting ambulance requests! Automated medical evacuation drones are arriving on scene! Foam barrier dispensers are activating! GRIDGUIDE is issuing an all hands harmonica pile up warning!
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Agent Graphite, BRAKE-- BRAKE!!!
Oh, phew. Okay. Okay. You made it just in time. Unfortunately you got locked in when the flow control barriers activated. Bypass them somehow! Get OUT of there, Metroplex is about to come down like a rod from an orbital kinetic satelitte!
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The Hong8 are moving to a better location to arrange for pickup, but they're nervous about sticking around. I'm getting some chatter!
>>6161712Scrubbed!
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Agents, as I was... saying... *civilian drivers* are not action heroes. If you take out their control systems most of them aren't even in position to be handling the steering. GRIDGUIDE is meant to compensate for that but multiple point failures in the telemetry induced all at once causes criticality issues. This is way, way, way worse on the busiest major roads. Please please please please please do not get hundreds of people maimed in horrendous accidents, they're just trying to go about their daily life. They don't deserve to get saddled with a few million in medical debt or car insurance problems for your *convenience*, what's wrong with you?
I'd understand if it was the Red Cranes or something but -- why-- why would you do this? What'd they ever do to you? Just go around, Agents, or plot a better route, or take a side-street. Don't go hacking into traffic control systems on a highway!
>DRIVE AGENTS.>**DRIVE**>Feel free to go again if you've already acted. 