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“I’m Doctor Imminenté Calamity’s janitor.” You tip your imaginary hat. Before Jesse can call you an offensive word like ‘dork’ or something, you adjust your glasses like you meant to do that from the beginning. You’re starting to sound a little paranoid in your thoughts, but it’s fine, everyone is trying to get you in one form or another anyway.
“You work at Uncle Ned’s [New New Clinic]? FORMIDABLE!” Galactic Calamity cheerfully wonders. You don’t know if he’s in a better mood now that you mentioned the good doctor or not, but he’s certainly joyful. “I’m [glad] to be acquaintances.” He reaches for a fist bump, you accept it.
“Ned…?” Jesse doesn’t see the correlation between Dr. Calamity’s full name and his nickname. You can’t either, but you must appear smart and say nothing.
“You heard him, right? Anything you want to say to Jesse?” You push the Spaceman to address Jesse’s feelings.
“I haven’t been briefed about the details of this [FAILED MISSION]. Therefore, if [true], I can only [apologize] in the name of my family... Certainly, a mistake must’ve happened. This [Star Explorer] is certain that no Calamity desires to PROPAGATE grief through the [PLANET].” Galactic Calamity calmly gives his respects. “Because…” Galactic Calamity puts his Jester Hat on top of Jesse’s head. “THE ONLY RUIN A [CALAMITY] BRINGS IS <span class="mu-s">THE CURSE OF JOY!</span>” He jumps out of his seat and into the air! He’s aiming back toward the ring! “<span class="mu-s">[HAEIOU, HAEIOU, HAEIOU!!!!]</span>”
“<span class="mu-i">W-What…?</span>'' Jesse takes the jester hat off, feeling duped for believing for a moment that the astronaut wasn’t crazy. “H-He’s a lunatic and nothing more…”
“At least he apologized.” You try to soften the blow.
