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On any other day being attacked by a freakish abomination might slow you down, but not this time! Rushing towards Bea head-on, your BONE SPEED proves useful once again when the ex-security goon lashes out at you with both the STUN FLAIL encysted into her claw and her barbed, whiplike tongue covered in teeth like a lamprey’s!
Somersaulting through the attacks, you leap onto Bea’s leathery, elongated snout just as she snaps at you with a mouthful of gnarled, yellowed teeth! As you scamper up her nose and over the still-growing crests and spikes on her head, Curt snorts derisively as he sends a cloud of freezing gas your way!
You vault over the attack using one of Bea’s spikes as the beast struggles to shake you off. Returning the favor with a blast from your LASER EYE, the mage predictably disappears right before impact! You’re one step ahead, though, and in a flash of FEMININE INTUITION, you produce the last JAR OF JAM from your pocket and set it ablaze with FIRE!
A tingling in your ear points you towards his destination, and with 100% confidence you hurl the JAR at Curt! By the time he manifests, it’s too late to dodge, and with no more fshield around him the mage is caught completely off-guard by your improvised sticky bomb!
A howl of pain fills the abyss as Curt’s close is set ablaze! Cursing your name, he douses himself with a water spell that quenches the flames, but the damage is still done–still covered in Vitamin C-rich napalm, the hissing jam clings to his skin and burns it as the air fills with a mixed scent of burning meat and fruit!
Finally shaking you off, indecision clouds Bea’s simple mind as the smell reaches her reptilian nostrils!
“HER, you lumbering IMBECILE!” Snarls Curt as he struggles to wipe off the jam, “KILL HER!”
With growing confusion in her multitude of eyes, Bea lunges at both of you–bouncing between Curt and you like a monstrous pinball! Though Curt manages to stay out of reach, he’s distracted! That’s something!
>ROLL 3d100+5(+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 DEMON STRENGTH, -5 BEA HASTE) TO AVOID THE BEAST! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!
