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Just before they can activate the device, you spring into action!
And by ‘<span class="mu-i">action</span>’ we mean you freeze up like a deer in the headlights. Good going. Just as the device emits a flashing green light, you feel everything g
Sputtering back to reality, you find yourself one step away from hopping into the illuminated rock pool on the edge of the room!
“Easy there, Stanley!” Calls your boss from the head of the table, “Don’t want you soaked to the bone…”
Blinking in confusion, you whirl around to face your host as your senses come back to you! What the hell was that, you ask! Did they invent a friggin’ <span class="mu-g">TELEPORTER!?</span>
“Could you <span class="mu-i">imagine?</span>” Sunny replies in a dreamy tone. “Unfortunately it’s nothing as marketable as that… still,” they explain, twirling the device in their hand, “<span class="mu-i">YOU’LL</span> definitely be interested…”
Aiming the device your way again, your boss presses the switch one more time. As another flash of green light arcs from t
“Why <span class="mu-i">hello</span>, Stan…”
Your systems reboot mere <span class="mu-i">inches</span> from your employer’s chair–arms extended forward like some kind of <span class="mu-r">FRANKENSTEIN!</span> Retracting them before it gets weird, your perplexed gaze shifts between your hands and the <span class="mu-g">DEVICE–</span> Did that thing make you-
“Black out? Certainly looked like it!” Holding the gizmo out for you to see, a triumphant smile forms on Sonny’s masked face! “And it looks like we’ve found at least <span class="mu-i">one</span> culprit…”
Poking at the device with your finger, you give the crystal embedded on the top a good scowl–this… this doesn’t make any sense!
“There’s quite a few things that don’t make sense these days, Stan–but this little test certainly puts a few things into perspective…” Pointing the whatsit towards the ceiling and pressing the button, both you and Sonny recoil as a fresh blast of magical energy fires into the stars! As you watch the crystal hiss and hum with otherworldly energy, your view shifts to your boss’ face–does this mean your <span class="mu-b">FUNKE STATES</span> are caused by… <span class="mu-b">MAGIC?!</span>
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