>>5892392>>5892393>>5892429>>Think a little about the PRIMEVAL DEEP.The PRIMEVAL DEEP. An endless expanse of dark red plains and crooked mountains. A land nearly untouched by the advance of modern society, but not for want of resources. The DEEP is home to wild magic, the sort that rebels most strongly against homesteading and other such humanoid intrusions.
You can make out a small outcropping of smaller mountains pock-marked with caves and crevices, the perfect hibernating ground to native RUNEBEARS.
>>Ask about the RUNEBEAR BILE"Not that I've seen one, but Rune Bears should be easy to find a short way into the Deep. It shouldn't be a challenge for 3 seasoned fighters." You proclaim.
Your lady gives you QUITE a look.
"YOU are not seasoned. I am crippled and Gildenstern is a pacifist. If we're not careful we're going to get killed. She starts rummaging around in an old weapon chest.
"They're resistant to Toxins (of course), a dagger won't cut through their hide, throwing knives just as useless. However... How comfortable are you firing a canon?" She asks.
You tell her you've only ever handled daggers and throwing knives. Oh, and the odd bout of unarmed fisticuffs.
"It's easy. Aim, light, fire."
>Agree to handle the Canon>Insist on using a nearby broadsword>Maybe you'll just watch this time>Write in-----
>>5892644Late into the events of Greenhorn 2