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Dis muvva is just <span class="mu-i">annoying</span> to foit, even without the black bedsheet.
It's gotten the hang of floating, so when you're not fast enough it always just levitates out of reach, forcing you to throw a shiv r sumn. If this weren't a forest with a branchy canopy layer and you didn't have a bow or rock sling, you wouldn't even bother fighting.
Moar Ao also started phasing through some of your attacks. Not a lot of them, maybe once in two full combos from you, assuming you're on target, but it's a troublesome development. You thought it could only phase through solid matter when wearing the bedsheet.
There is one good thing about fighting dis Fing: when you force it to phase, or if you clear the foliage over it so the sunlight hits its bare skull, it starts losing height quickish; if you use the sunlit patches to help chain your combos back to back, you can force Moar Ow to the ground.
Not having hands, just a bit of shoulder and couple ribs, Moar Ow doesn't have anything to counter you with. As you continue winning you get bolder.
And you twigg sumn.
The foit you had wiv Moar Ow wuz fuggen <span class="mu-i">baalshidd</span> is what it iz. Dis muvvaless Fing got fikk meats n lots bones n don't care what happen to it. It didn't flinch at <span class="mu-i">all</span> dis dirty cheap bastich BICH. It wuzzint alive, don't care for staying alive, proll don't even feel pain.
So of <span class="mu-i">course</span> it near kilt you: it could swing a plain smack, eat all yez slick killy combos face-on wiv how much meat it has, then follow through to get you. Four times it did this, fuggen no skillz no reflex no speed trash. And the gray finger-bone tentacles gave its swings some advantage of spread and reach, too, cheapy grabby glarkglugga. No bludd, no tendons, no gutts, nuffin. You might as well have been fighting fried dough.
Rigged foit, noskillz trash opponent, shidder Ref. Fuggen GARBIJJ.
When YOU fight, there's always the instinctive awareness of hurties coming, so there's always a sorty flinch margin in your head for ducken n rollen outta way. Smaatz Rolz, you call it. And Moar Ow doesn't have it.
It attacks <span class="mu-i">accounting</span> hurties already, not one fink about dodging. Sooo, if YOU accounts for hurties, n takes it face-on wiv yes <span class="mu-i">armor</span>...
"Reddy yer nutz, here I CUMMZ!"
When you give yerself no flinch margin, like yer 'reddy dedd, or finna die, all that momentum goes into getting KILLIER.
You manage to string TWO combochains back to back, without needing a patch of sunlight to stagger Moar Ow between them.
If Moar Ow still had a whole body it would have womped you real good in the exchange, no doubt about that. But against most anybody else you would have landed at least one combochain, guaranteed.
Fuggen <span class="mu-i">noice</span>.
Because it's not cheap when (((YOU))) do it.
It'z fuggen <span class="mu-i">smaat</span>.
>Thousand Segment Carrionpede Form Improved
>+4(/4) Hit Chance, +2+1=+3(/4) Damage
>ADD. REWARD FOR CLEARING MO AO on HARD
>YOU can now make your combat 2d100 BOTH Offense.
>hit on any>0
