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“Dustin! Holy shit, I thought you died by now, dude!” You can’t believe you found him in this way after so many years… for him! What a trip this is! “How’s the restaurant business treating you?”
“Gah?! How could you know all that?! This is beyond what a smartass is capable of! I cannot put it into words… he’s a… he’s a…” Dustin is beyond shocked by your statements.
“Geniusass?” His security guard colleague suggests.
“No. Not that, idiiiot.” Dustin slaps the hat off of his coworker.
“I thought it was a good suggestion.” Nariko admits. “You’re a geniusass to me, Johnny!”
“Uh, uhm, thanks?” You don’t know how to feel about this.
“You creepy kid! You’re not going to go past me! I need answers.” Dustin has his eyes on you like a bull with something he wants to insert its horns into. He’s been provoked, but that wasn’t the plan. You need someone to distract him…
Out of the blue, from the other side of the wall of the main gate, Yu Yan is being lifted with Ursula’s megaphone in hand!
“<span class="mu-s">Hey, fatass!</span>” Yu Yan shouts, all puffed up. A crowd erupts in cheers as she shouts!
“Huh?! Whaddya want?!” Dustin is such an NPC that any insult gets his attention.
“Not you, the elf woman over there!” Yu Yan points afar. The crowd plays along with what Yu Yan is saying! “Yoo-hoo! Pointy ears, I’m talking to you!”
Oh shit, Gainsbourg is marching over alongside two security guards, stomping the ground like she wants to leave her shoe size imprinted on the road for everyone to admire. She’s closer than you were expecting! She wants to personally put a stop to you in the most sadistic way possible. After being called out, she pulls out an intercom device to start ranting.
“Are you talking to me, you pitiful rotten child?!” Gainsbourg hasn’t calmed down one bit since you insulted and escaped with the treasure (that you’re still keeping invisible). “Give yourself up before I make you experience a new kind of punishment I’ve been dying to try out.”
“Well, duh, who else looks like an elf around here?” Yu Yan chuckles.
“What are you even talking about?!” Gainsbourg is too furious to look confused.
“Elves. Those tree loving freaks! Don’t tell me you don’t know who those are?” Yu Yan has a script on her phone, but now she’s just confused.
“I don’t care about your anti-environmentalist slang.” Gainsbourg genuinely doesn’t know what an elf is. That explains so much about her appearance…
