>>6138686“Girls! All of you! No one got a bite or even nicked, right?!”, Professor Thompson shouts out as the old, smaller man went to the side of the slain Cat.
“N-no. No, sir. We are all fine…”
“Alright… one thing off my mind. Professor Skrub and I will be taking a look at the body. Until me or my wife gives the clear, no excursions to the Forests without a professor or caretaker with you. None, even the safe parts. Am I understood?”
“Yes, sir!”
“Yes, sir!”
“Yes, sir!”
“Good. Professor? If you would… this is a nice shirt my wife got me and I prefer not to haul dead cat with it on.”
“Of course, young man. These old bones can handle this at the least.”, the older man says and silently levitates the body of the Wampus Cat as the pair hear off, towards the main buildings. The taller man with gray-brown hair… he turns.
“Aubrey? Dearest? You up to finishing the tour? If not I can-“
“Yeah. Got it dad. Back home safe. The rest will be easy. Love you?”
“Love you too, darling. Be done by dinner. I’m sure these young ladies need their beauty sleep. Not that Lucerne’s kiddos aren’t cute already, heh.”
“Hey! Not his kid! Just their friend!”, Macy shouts out, nerves probably already on the edge.
“Same difference. See y’all tomorrow at class.”
“Uhhh… sorry about dad. He keeps it cool but… he is furious about all this crap. Just take him in stride? He is pretty awesome after you get to know him. And Skrub is like the nicest dude I have ever met… a fricking genius too.”
“It’s fine… understand. If daddy had been here? Half the forest would be on fire with mom working on the other part. Ummmm… after showing us around a bit more? Want to come see our car?”
“You have a car!? Your parents <span class="mu-i">are</span> loaded! What is it, what is it, what is it?”
“Just gonna have to wait till the tour is done, unfortunately.”, Emmy chimes in with a shit eating grin you swore she stole from daddy.
“Maybe you’ll get the full “Sanders Driving Experience” this weekend, Miss Aubrey.”, your tiny friend chirps out, smug that she had already survived it.
“That sounds great! Fuck yeah, getting off to a good start this year, Aubrey! Have minions, have a ride now, killed the shit out of a bunch of spiders! Hell yeah! Fuck you Travis! Fuck you glow-niggers! I know you can hear me with the bird drones! F-U-C-K you, hahaha!”
You could almost hear a record scratch.
You understood your new friend might be a tad… unstable. But shit? Who were you to judge? You liked girls and guys, bathed and slept with your sister, had “taken care” of yourself with her right next to her. Kinda wanted to screw an autistic girl who was younger than you. Literally talked to yourself at night.
