Quoted By:
“Jesse, come closer…” You look around to make sure nobody else is listening. “I just realized you and Mirjam might be related. Is she your mom?” You stare him right in the eyes.
“<span class="mu-i">Huh…</span>” Jesse snaps out of his trance to become too flabbergasted to respond again. From one pesky status effect to the next one. You can see it in his eyes! It’s totally the case!
“So, uh… YOU SURE YOUR DAD DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ME?!!” You start shaking him! Fuck it! You need answers NOW! Oh god no, you can’t believe it, your baby boy is becoming bald so young!
“W-What in the world are talking about, you moron?!” Jesse fully comes back to his senses and pushes you away. “Of course, my dad doesn’t look like you! Why would he?!”
“Oh… Right… this <span class="mu-i">isn’t</span> time travel, even though I felt like we had a connection for a moment there. I thought my hair bangs were hereditary.” You lost your baby boy in just an instant. You can see your former wife Carol laughing at you in the sky… You don’t want to think about what your other former wife is doing right now.
“That’s not how hair wo— <span class="mu-i">W-Wait, what did you do to Aunt Mirjam?</span>” Jesse just realizes the type of question you made.
“Aunt? Oh! She’s just your aunt… <span class="mu-i">Phew”</span>!” You relax a little.
“Is she though? She looks like her, albeit younger. What’s her full name?” Jesse is trying to adjust himself to this reality.
“Mirjam Rosenberg.” You reveal!
“…She’s my aunt’s counterpart from this anomaly. Now tell me in simple terms what you did to her.”
<span class="mu-s">How do you respond?</span>
>“Let’s say, worst case scenario, you’re getting more cousins.”
>“We fucked.”
>“I kinda fell in love with her and Grace…”
>“Love.” Smile.
>“I think we should drop this subject, and focus on what’s more important.”
>Write In.