Ancestral knowledge and your experience dodging cars while delivering pizza comes together in holy matrimony as you duck underneath the human wrecking ball and watch him crash into a particularly unfortunate section of onlookers!
https://youtu.be/L526jwD--DUOkay cool, it was just the obligatory kids that dress up like wolves. Phew!
No time for a breather, though–you scarcely have time to breathe before Moose comes rocketing back towards you spinning his sedan-sized arms around like he was some kind of meaty helicopter!
Darting away, under, and over his attacks, you see your chance when the behemoth’s deadly dance starts to slow down! As the jock slows to a drunken stumble with stars spinning around his head, you leap into the fray and deliver a bone-crushing <span class="mu-s">PUNCH</span> to his exposed abdomen!
The bad news is that your punch wasn’t as bone-crushing as you thought–hell, you’re pretty sure he didn’t even feel it. The good news is that your punch wasn’t as bone-crushing as you thought–with how much muscle your knuckles connected with you’re surprised your hand bones didn’t <span class="mu-i">DISINTEGRATE</span>. OUCH!
Swiping madly at your face, Moose’s mitt goes a bit too far and leaves him open again! This time you serve him a heaping plate of <span class="mu-s">KICK</span>, but his superhumanly-toned muscles just shrug the attack off! What the <span class="mu-i">HELL!?</span>
“<span class="mu-i">He relies on zee overvhelmeenk power, Dieselchik…</span>” Observes a faint, echoing voice from within the deep recesses of your head! G-<span class="mu-i">God?</span>
“<span class="mu-i">Close enough.</span>” Growls the disembodied voice of your master, “<span class="mu-i">In seetuations like these eet pays to be usink zee brain, boy… two rocks crashink togezer leaves only zee rubble…</span>”
You don’t quite get it, but at least she’s not here to give you a cigarette burn! Leaping just in time to avoid being grabbed, you quickly formulate an <span class="mu-s">ATTACK PLAN!</span>
>PLAY DIRTY! THROW DIRT! TRIP HIM! YOU THINK YOU SEE A BOTTLE OR TWO YOU CAN CHUNK!>WEAR HIM OUT! AS LONG AS YOU AVOID HIM MOOSE WILL PROBABLY GET TIRED!>FOCUS ON ONE TARGET! IF YOU STICK TO ONE PART IT’LL EVENTUALLY CRUMBLE!>WRITE-IN! 