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YOU BARGE INTO THE HOUSE with the GRACE of a slavic drunkard coming home after drinking his bodyweight in bootleg antifreeze vodka.
THANKFULLY nothing! or no one! wait that's not good you're supposed to find Rands here if he isn't here then you FAILED.
Or wait not really, turns out this is just part of the SpigOS Memory (Spank) Bank!
God this place is huge, bigger on the inside and all that, this is some Doctor Who stuff right here. Usually when it comes to you everything is both smaller and more disappointing than expected but your VAST and CAVERNOUS INTELLECT? unparalleled, massive, a little empty and it smells weird but then again size is what matters right?
Okay you're not sifting through all of your embarrassing flukes and cringeworthy moments how about we just piss on the racks and call it a day?
Whoah there he is! your gaydar never fails!
As chance would have it it turns out that RANDS has merged with the file sorting system that composes your INVENTORY.
Now would be a good time for a little heart to heart don't you think? buncha odd shit's been happening and he might be responsible for some of it? or maybe all of it?!!!
T SPIGOT FUCK OFF MAN JUST LET ME OUTTA HERE THERE'S LITERALLY FUCK ALL TO DO YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO FUCKING WORTHWHILE THOUGHTS IT'S ALL PRICKS AND BONGS AND WEED GOOD GOD MAN IT SMELLS LIKE STANK ASS MOLD, YES EVEN INSIDE YOUR FILESYSTEM
>T RANDS ALRIGHT SPILL THE BEANS BUD WHAT'S UP WITH YOU [1D100 DC 69 (+17 L33T H4XX0R SK1LLZ)]
>AH FUCK THAT WHO CARES JUST JANK HIM OUT
>T SPIGOT ACTUALLY THE OTHER SPIGOT HAD A POINT WE SHOULD JUST PISS ON THE RACKS AND GO HOME
>T SPIGOT I MUST GET FREE [Write in]
sorry for the extended leave xoxo
