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Having had your appetite for any further conversation soundly <span class="mu-i">CRUSHED</span> by Denise’s dumb nerd joke, you instead dash for the yacht’s guardrail and deftly leap onto it like a cat! Okay, everyone, you say with a daring grin, let’s go hunt a wi-<span class="mu-i">wuh…WOAAAAAH!</span>
Cool as the lead up was, your rallying cry is soundly trumped by you slipping off the railing! Guess it was a bit wet, huh? As you watch <span class="mu-r">LIL’ STANLEY</span> leap out of your flailing grasp and back onto the deck, you barely have time to flip her the bird as you tumble with a splash into the chum-filled water below!
“Uh, we should also probably move the boat a little first.” Art suggests as you spit out an unidentifiable hunk of meat from your mouth. “That way we won’t have to walk as far.”
<span class="mu-i">S-s-sounds g-good,</span> you shiver as your lingering aches and pains are overpowered by the frigid water around you!
A few embarrassing minutes sailing later, you find yourself sliding down the yacht’s anchor chain like a firefighter as Sybil leads the charge ahead of you!
“You guys still reading us?”
Lil’ Stanley scuttles over to your other shoulder as you retrieve your <span class="mu-g">RADIO</span> from your pocket! Yep, you nod to Tucker’s disembodied voice, loud and clear!
“Fantastic,” He replies over what sounds like boat repairs happening in the background, “We’ll try to keep the line clear so that you guys can be sneaky, but let us know if you get those <span class="mu-r">CANNONS</span> shut down or something, okay?”
“Just take it easy, man!” Talbot croons from above you on the chain, “<span class="mu-i">WE</span> can handle this!”
“Just don’t get <span class="mu-i">too</span> cocky, alright?” Art requests as he struggles to grasp both the chain <span class="mu-i">and</span> the <span class="mu-g">MAGIC STAFF</span> he pilfered from the <span class="mu-g">MUSEUM.</span> “We’re flyin’ blind here.”
As the water around you darkens with depth, you can just barely pick out the anchor’s landing zone below. Pulling your <span class="mu-g">SEA CLOAK</span> tighter around you, you keep your eyes peeled for any other surprises lingering in the deep!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100+10 (+5 FOR MAGIC BUNNY SUIT, +5 FOR SEA LEGS) FOR NO REASON IN PARTICULAR! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
