>>5249838Your name is BORIS PONDEROSA: a stand-up guy and, as you’re already PAINFULLY aware, the HERO of this tale!
Just kidding. Welcome back, guys! You’re MITZI MULDOON: team sweetheart and the girl carrying industrial-strength DEATH in her hands! Good of you to show up when ya did–you JUST finished contemplating all of those deep, dark secrets and thoughts you have–now it’s time for business and nothing but!
“I think I’ve got my tattoo figured out, GOBS!”
Case in point. You’re not sure what possessed her to do it (you’re guessing it was Ly), but if you’re interpreting correctly, Stan just asked you to put this turkey on ice–not sure why she went this route, but you’ve gotta admit the idea of some random gal putting this guy out to pasture IS pretty funny!
“Hear me out: it looks like a HAND TURKEY, right? But on each of the feathers are our faces!”
The question is… how? She shoved the BACKUUM into your hands and you DEFINITELY wouldn’t mind taking it out for a spin–if those MeTUBE vids are any indicator, this might be REALLY fun.
Still, doesn’t this guy deserve a little more warning? Seems kinda anti-climactic to you, not that you mind, of course. Out of everyone on the boat right now, you’re the only one without some kind of power.
Well, except for… THAT.
“Maybe we could all be riding a motorcycle, too? Could I get some feedback here?”
Just kidding~! Or are you? Anyways, the spotlight’s on you, Mitz–Bake? Fry? How are we cooking this creep?
>BACKUUM HIM AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN LAUNCH HIM! YOU WANNA TAKE THIS FOR A SPIN!>LET’S BE PROFESSIONAL HERE–BATON TO THE HEAD. SIMPLE AND EFFECTIVE!>GET HIS ATTENTION FIRST, THEN BLAST HIM WITH SOMETHING. LET THE SITUATION REALLY SINK IN–STAN LOVES THAT MEAN CRAP!>YOU STILL HAVE THAT SCIENCE GUN YOU GRABBED FROM THE NERD–HOW DOES ATOMIZED TURKEY SOUND?>WRITE-IN! 